Oldccountry Song Its Been a Long Time to See You Again Lyrics

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Land music has never been reluctant to have a little fun with even the most serious of situations. Discover the humor in life with a playlist of funny land songs.

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One thing I love about country music is that information technology's ever been able to poke fun not only at itself but as well at serious life situations. Country music finds humor in the everyday experiences many of united states of america face, often adding a down-abode or redneck spin to . . .

• unfortunate-looking offspring,
• dating, breakups, and unhappy marriages,
• religious overenthusiasm,
• sexuality,
• and becoming comfortable with engineering science.

Perhaps you can identify, or perchance you just need a good laugh. If and then, then make yourself a playlist of funny country songs. We have a long list to starting time you lot out.

one. "Ticks" by Brad Paisley

Well, this is 1 helluva pickup line. A country fella takes a liking to a fine-looking woman in a local bar. He'd sure similar to see the other one-half of her butterfly tramp stamp, then he makes his motility:

. . . I'd like to come across yous out in the moonlight
I'd similar to osculation you manner back in the sticks
I'd like to walk you through a field of wildflowers
And I'd like to bank check you for ticks.

Information technology's a safety matter. You never know where those ticks might decide to couch.

2. "Trashy Women" by Confederate Railroad

When information technology comes to women, some men like 'em classy while other men like 'em trashy. The guy in this memorable 1993 state song belongs to the latter set.

He seeks a gal who looks more than like a cocktail waitress than a debutante: besides much makeup, wearing apparel too tight, and equally tacky as he is:

I similar 'em sweet, I similar 'em with a heart of gold
Yeah, and I like 'em flippant, I similar 'em brazen and bold
Well, they say that opposites concenter; well I don't agree
I want a woman merely as tacky as me
Yeah, I similar my women just a piffling on the trashy side.

3. "You're the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly" by Loretta Lynn and Conway Twitty

This 1978 song is a hoot. 2 old lovebirds are stuck with each other and throw major shade on their partner for the miseries of life: lack of money, losing their adept looks, and so there's the ugly children they must share. At least they have each other.

And you lot're the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin'
Ah, but looks ain't everythin' and coin ain't everythin'
But I love y'all merely the same.

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four. "No Trash in My Trailer" by Colt Ford (Featuring George Jones)

The guy in this 2008 ditty wants you to know that there's a land mile of difference between redneck and simply plain ole trash, and he don't allow no trash in his double wide mobile habitation. Yessirree, he may have a motor hangin' from a tree. He may spend his time mud boggin'. Only he's ain't ashamed of who he is.

'Cause there ain't no trash in my trailer.
Though you might notice an empty tin can of beer
No there ain't been no trash in my trailer, oh no
Since the 24-hour interval I threw you outta here,

Whether you admit it or non, everybody has at least one of these country cousins hiding somewhere in their family. Don't yous go denying it.

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Best Redneck Jokes on the Cyberspace

Question	Answer
What's a redneck'due south last words?	Hold my beer and ya'll watch this!
How many rednecks does information technology have to eat a possum?	Two. I to eat it, another to look out for traffic!
What do yous take when yous become 32 rednecks in a line?	A full set of teeth
Why did the redneck father walk his child to school?	They were in the same grade.

v. "I'm Gonna Hire a Wino to Decorate Our Home" by David Frizzell

If you've never heard this song, you lot need to stop and mind to information technology now. In this 1982 land tune, a human being's long-suffering wife is tired of having him come home drunk, so she'south come with a desperate solution. She'll hire a hardcore alcoholic as their interior decorator so there'southward no reason for her husband to stay out late carousing.

She said: "I'm gonna' hire a wino to decorate our home,
So you'll experience more at ease here, and you won't have to roam.
We'll take out the dining room table, and put a bar along that wall.
And a neon sign, to point the mode, to our bathroom down the hall.

6. "I Pray for Yous" by Jaron and The Long Road to Love

If you like dark humor, and then you'll find this 2010 country ditty a doozy. After the protagonist—that's the main character fella—gets his eye shredded, he goes to church.

Notwithstanding, when the preacher man encourages him to pray for those who have washed him wrong, he doesn't discover Jesus and warm, fuzzy forgiveness in the well-intentioned advice. Instead, he has his own interpretation of the Bible man'south message:

I pray your brakes go out running down a hill
I pray a flowerpot falls from a window sill
And knocks y'all in the head like I'd similar to
I pray your birthday comes and nobody calls
I pray you're flying high when your engine stalls
I pray all your dreams never come up true
Just know wherever yous are honey, I pray for y'all.

7. "She Only B*tches When She Breathes" by Freddie B

Don't experience sorry for the bitter dude in this humorous 2011 state vocal. He laments that after he and his wife tied the knot, she did a 180-degree change. She spends all of his money, isn't as doting every bit she once was, and now he doesn't become enough bedroom time. (If he's honest with himself, he'd probably confess that he'due south changed a lilliputian, too.)

Looks like these 2 won't brand information technology through the honeymoon years:

Yea this circle of trust is like a band of thieves
She stole my heart so my cocky esteem
I'll have to sum it upward this mode:
She could plough a straight man gay
She but b*tches when she breathes.

viii. "She Only Loves Me for My Willie" by Paul Overstreet

When you saw the championship, I bet your mind totally went to the gutter on this 1, just this 2022 vocal is not about that willie. It humorously refers to Willie Nelson.

A woman falls in dear with a singer who does his best to imitate the classics of Willie Nelson and other country legends. She first became smitten with him for the style he sang Willie Nelson's "Whiskey River" in a honky tonk outside of Austin. Since then, he has suspected that his spot-on musical impression of the red headed stranger is the existent reason she sticks with him:

Just I think she only loves me for my Willie
Something about my Willie turns her on
It'south non all that extraordinary really
But information technology's better than my Haggard and my Jones.

9. "When You're Screwin' Other Women (Think of Me)" by Doyle and Debbie

When your marriage has gone this far southward, you lot're either divorced or you will be presently. The wife in this 2011 country song is well enlightened that her man is cheating. He picks upwards women in bars and doesn't even waste product the cost of a hotel. She asks him one trashy, bittersweet favor, however: at least while he's messing around, can he at least pretend that they're her?

10. "Queen of My Double Wide Trailer" by Sammy Kershaw

This 1993 vocal is all well-nigh possessive and forgiving love, redneck way. A backwoods country boy meets the farm girl of his dreams down at the local restaurant and falls head over boots for her over as they eat their chicken fried steaks. What he doesn't know is that she's the cheating kind.

So I made her the queen of my double wide trailer
With the polyester defunction and the redwood deck
Now she's run off and I've gotta trail her
Dang her black heart and her pretty red neck.

If yous enjoy songs near rednecks, why non make yourself a playlist of Redneck Anthems?

11. "With My Shirt On" past John Michael Montgomery

Usually it's the ladies who feel cocky-conscious well-nigh their bodies. But in this 2008 country song, an aging husband realizes he's adult a "dad bod" and makes a special request of his wife:

Yep, you know forty certain has come fast
And my metabolism is gettin' ho-hum
So tonight, can I make love with my shirt on?

What do you bring to your relationship? Other than dearest and affection, you probably help take care of some practical chores. Your partner would miss that if you bankrupt up.

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12. "Who's Gonna Mow Your Grass?" by Buck Owens

No joke. This 1969 song was a number one country hit. Trying to avert a suspension upward, a husband asks his wife both practical and whimsical questions nigh how she'll become by with him no longer around. Perhaps she can learn to mow her ain grass.

13. "Billy's Got His Beer Goggles On" by Neal McCoy

Poor Billy got dumped past his girlfriend, so in this country tune from 2005, he does what any self-respecting guy does and heads to the local beer articulation. There, he tries to forget his troubles by getting liquored upward existent good:

He's on the dance floor yelling 'Freebird'
Singing off pitch only he knows every word
Grabs him some other daughter, he hold on tight
He don't meet ugly
Through blood shot eyes.

14. "John Deere Greenish" by Joe Diffie

There'south nix like redneck love. It's his and hers belt buckles with each others' names on them. Or declaring your love in bright paint graffiti atop the local water belfry or span.

That'southward merely what Billy Bob did in this 1993 song when he spray painted "Baton Boy loves Charlene" in John Deere green in letters three feet loftier. Fifty-fifty after they were married for decades, the couple could notwithstanding look out in the distance and see the brilliant message that no pigment could properly embrace upwards. Now that is a legacy of everlasting love.

They say that subsequently awhile dogs and their owners begin to look alike. These land dogs would hold.

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15. "Like My Dog" past Billy Currington

At that place's nothing quite like the unconditional dearest of a canis familiaris. They're always glad to see you, they don't argue or complain, and they take no crime if you call their sister a b*tch. In this 2011 land song, a married man laments that he wishes his wife would give him the same stellar treatment equally his dog:

He never tells me that he's ill of this firm
He never says why don't you get off that burrow?
He don't cost me nothin' when he wants to go out
I want you lot to love me like my domestic dog.

16. "You Can't Pray the Gay Away" past Laura Bell Bundy

A hilarious jab at LGBTQ haters, this 2022 country ditty takes a swipe at those who believe in reprogramming and fighting what'southward in our DNA. A church lady narrator reminds us that, although prayer is certainly powerful . . .

At that place are some matters
Where we would be amend servants of the Lord
By accepting what IS and not bothering Him.

She declares that no matter how devout you are, you can't change who you are by praying the gay away. And likewise, y'all probably know someone who is gay, given its prevalence. Let that sink in.

17. "Online" by Brad Paisley

Every been catfished? The brusk, overweight, socially awkward pizza commitment guy in this 2007 song all the same lives with his parents, and he isn't exactly a hunk. However, the Internet has immune him to presume an alter ego and chat with young women (or people pretending to be them).

He enjoys the irony and deception of luring the unsuspecting into online relationships he could never have in person:

I'm a sci-fi fanatic
Mild asthmatic
Never been to 2d base
But there'south a whole 'nother me
That you need to come across.

When it comes to social media and coming together people online, go along this guy in mind!

18. "Dancing With a Man" by Rodney Carrington

Two Texas cowboys hitting the local watering pigsty and discover themselves dancing with a dude dressed as a lady in this 2007 land ditty. Their dancing partner's real gender doesn't annals at starting time, but and so signs become apparent:

I call back I'm dancing with a man
She'south got callouses on her easily
She's got a voice deeper than mine
She gets a stiffy when nosotros grind
I think I'm dancing with a man.

19. "How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?" past Dan Hicks

Some people are hard to become rid of, like glitter or garlic breath, toenail mucus or bedbugs. The human in this country tune from 2007 desperately wants to lose his unwanted gentleman. Problem is, she won't go away. He's talked to her parents, only yet she persists.

twenty. "Mississippi Squirrel Revival" by Ray Stevens

Although Ray Stevens is primarily a novelty singer—meaning that his songs are intended to exist funny—this i climbed the country charts in 1984. It'south about a preteen boy who sneaks a squirrel into the Dominicus services at the First Self-Righteous Church in Pascagoula, Mississippi. The half-crazed squirrel escapes into the pews during the church service, climbs into people's clothes, and instigates an old-fashioned church building revival where all kinds of confessions are made.

Plow to country music when you need a adept laugh. Information technology's filled with funny stories and clever double meanings.

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Even More than Funny Country Songs

Know a funny vocal that should be on this playlist? Make a suggestion in the Comments Section below.

Song	Artist	Year Released
21. Things Not to Say to Your Married woman	Tim Hawkins	2009
22. I Don't Look Practiced Naked Anymore	The Snake Oil Willie Band	2014
23. Girls Prevarication Too	Terri Clark	2004
24. Flushed From the Bath of Your Heart	Johnny Greenbacks	1968
25. I'm Gonna Miss Her	Brad Paisley	2001
26. Do You Want Chips with That	Tim McGraw	2005
27. Did I Shave My Legs for This?	Deana Carter	1995
28. You Ain't Much Fun (Since I Quit Drinkin')	Toby Keith	1995
29. She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy	Kenny Chesney	1999
30. Red Solo Loving cup	Toby Keith	2011
31. Would Jesus Clothing a Rolex?	Ray Stevens	1987
32. I Don't Fifty-fifty Know Your Name	Alan Jackson	1994
33. Boot My Ass	Large & Rich	2004
34. Bubba Shot the Jukebox	Mark Chesnutt	1992
35. Drop Kick Me Jesus (Through the Goal Posts of Life)	Bobby Blank	1976
36. Celebrity	Brad Paisley	2003
37. If Y'all Tin't Be Good, Son, Be Good at It	Neal McCoy	1997
38. 10 with a Two	Willie Nelson	1990
39. Yous Tin can't Accept Your Kate and Edith As well	The Statler Brothers	1968
xl. My Feet Stink, My Head Hurts, and I Don't Love Jesus	Jimmy Cafe	1976
41. First Redneck on the Internet	Cletus Judd	1998
42. Ane Piece at a Time	Johnny Greenbacks	1976
43. I Wouldn't Take Her to a Dog Fight	Charlie Walker	1968
44. Don't Squeeze My Sharmon	Charlie Walker	1967
45. Cleopatra, Queen of Denial	Pam Tillis	1992
46. If You Don't Leave Me Alone (I'one thousand Gonna Find Somebody That Will	Delbert McClinton	1972
47. Thank God and Greyhound You're Gone	Roy Clark	1970
48. It's Hard to Osculation the Lips at Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Mean solar day Long	The Notorious Scarlet Bombs	2004
49. Guys Do It All the Fourth dimension	Mindy McCready	1996
50. Daughter in a Country Song	Maddie and Tae	2015
51. Brand New Girlfriend	Steve Holy	2006
52. Burning Awareness	Rodney Carrington	2004
53. It'south All Going to Pot	Willie Nelson and Merle Haggard	2015
54. Weed with Willie	Toby Keith	2003
55. She Got the Goldmine (I Got the Shaft)	Jerry Reed	1980
56. A Boy Named Sue	Johnny Cash	1969
57. Friends in Low Places	Garth Brooks	1990
58. One More Last Adventure	Vince Gill	1992
59. One More Repossession and I'll Be Out of Debt	Perfect Stranger	1995
sixty. Why Oasis't I Heard From You lot	Reba McEntire	1994
61. That'southward My Story (and I'yard Stickin' to It)	Collin Raye	1993
62. 800 Pound Jesus	Sawyer Chocolate-brown	1999
63. As Practiced equally I Once Was	Toby Keith	2005
64. Relieve a Horse (Ride a Cowboy)	Large & Rich	2004
65. Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off	Joe Nichols	2005
66. Size Matters	Joe Nichols	2005
67. He Drinks Tequila and She Talks Muddied in Spanish	Lorrie Morgan & Sammy Kershaw	2001
68. When Uncle Bill Quit Dope	Johnny Cash	1977
69. Ain't Goin' Back to Brokeback Mount	Willie Nelson	2009
70. (Gettin' Married to My) Pickup Truck	Rodney Carrington	2000
71. I've Never Gone to Bed With An Ugly Woman (Merely I Sure Woke Up With a Few)	Bobby Bare	1976
72. She Got the Ring and I Got the Finger	Chuck Mead	2009
73. If I'chiliad the Only Ane	Rodney Carrington	2009
74. The Male monarch Is Gone (And Then Are You lot)	George Jones	1989
75. If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against Me	The Bellamy Brothers	1979
76. Put the "O" Back in State	Shooter Jennings	2005
77. Wolf Creek Pass	C.W. McCall	1975
78. At the Time	Lynn Anderson	1970
79. Dolly Parton's Hits	Bobby Braddock	1983
80. Nobody Knows I'g Elvis	Waylon Jennings	1994
81. Stronger Beer	Tim Hicks	2013
82. Tell Ole I Ain't Here, He Improve Become on Domicile	Moe Bandy and Joe Stampley	1980
83. I Still Like Bologna	Alan Jackson	2008
84. Who's Your Daddy?	Toby Keith	2002
85. I May Be Used (But Babe I Ain't Used Upwardly)	Waylon Jennings	1984
86. Selfie #theinternetisforever	Brad Paisley	2017
87. I'll Accept the Dog	Jean Shepard and Ray Pillow	1966
88. The Bird	Jerry Reed	1988
89. Wildwood Weed	Jim Stafford	1974
xc. Mama She'southward Lazy	Pinkard & Bowden	1984
91. I'll Call up of a Reason Later	Lee Ann Womack	1998
92. Every Man I Love Is Either Married, Gay, or Dead	Kacey Jones	2000
93. 15 Minutes	Rodney Atkins	2009
94. In Spite of Ourselves	John Prine and Iris Bewilder	1999
95. Vidalia	Sammy Kershaw	1996
96.She Left Me for Jesus	Hayes Carll	2008
97. Kick My A**	Big & Rich	2004
98. Attitude Adjustment	Hank Williams Jr.	1985
99. Lifestyles of the Not So Rich and Famous	Tracy Byrd	1994
100. Marry for Money	Trace Adkins	2012
101. Only Prettier	Miranda Lambert	2009
102. Information technology'due south Hard to Be Humble	Mac Davis1	1980
103. Numbers	Bobby Blank	1980
104. Hillbilly Bone	Blake Shelton (featuring Trace Adkins)	2009
105. Some Beach	Blake Shelton	2004
106. Ode to the Piddling Brown Shack Out Dorsum	Billy Edd Wheeler	1965
107. Smokin' Hot Wife	Sawyer Brown	2011
108. Take hold of a Fish	Outlaw	2021
109. Cletus Take the Reel	Tim Hawkins	2008
110. Fish	Craig Campbell	20111

Questions & Answers

Question: Do y'all know a land vocal with nursery rhymes in information technology?

Answer: George Jones had a 1966 song called "Run 'Em Off" that features Lilliputian Crimson Riding Hood, and Hank Thompson had a 1968 song called "I Have a Humpty Dumpty Centre."

Question: I am looking for an old country song that sounds like Goofy with a shaking voice. Any idea?

Answer: Although that's not striking a familiar chord with me, take a look at Ray Stevens' discography, as he specializes in novelty songs.

Question: Practice you lot remember a funny country song about a man maxim all the things he can do, but only with his wife's permission (or some words with that general significant)?

Answer: Even if this isn't the song you're after, I'grand sure you'll enjoy information technology: "The Man Song" past Sean Morey (1995). Lyrics and YouTube link: http://www.youtube.com/picket?v=t7Y0I91rubg&t=

I don't take no crap from anyone else but you,

I wearable the pants around here when I'thou finished with your laundry,

'Cause I'm a guy you don't wanna fight,

When I say bound yous say, "Yeah Right!"

I'k the man of this house until yous become dwelling house

(He'due south the man, He'south the human)

What I say goes effectually here ... right out the window,

And I don't desire to hear a lot of whining ... and then I'll shut up,

The sooner you learn who'due south boss effectually here

The sooner you tin can give me my orders, Dear

'Cause I'grand caput honcho effectually here, but its all in my head!

(He's the man, he'south the man)

And I tin have sex any time that you lot want,

Cause I'thou a human being who has needs, simply they're non that important,

And don't expect any flowers from me 'cause if I'one thousand not mistaken you prefer jewelry.

I'm the king of my castle when yous're not around

(He'southward the man, He's the human being)

And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want to get in trouble

And I'll come up abode when I'm good and fix ... to sleep on the couch

Cause a homo's gotta practice what a homo's gotta do

and I'm gonna practice what yous tell me to

Because I'm top domestic dog around here merely I've been neutered!

(He'due south the man, He'south the man)

You lot da man!

Question: I'thou looking for a song with the lyrics, "I like big impaired dogs, fireplaces with crackling logs." Any assist?

Respond: The closest thing I could detect to it was a 1966 song by Jean Shepard and Ray Pillow chosen, "I'll Take the Dog." https://www.youtube.com/lookout?v=GSzSPutEkfE

Question: Do you know a song that is about stupid questions? It includes the example of looking at a person's lathered up face and asking if he'southward going to shave and falling downwards an elevator shaft so asking are you hurt? The chorus includes "ask a stupid question." My blood brother used to play it doing and an old geezer voice and I wondered where it was from. Cheers!

Answer: It took me a while to find it, just here it is: "Foolish Questions" (1979) past Johnny Cash. https://world wide web.youtube.com/sentry?v=ZkBul7B3eK4

Here are the lyrics:

Now you've all heard foolish questions and no doubt yous've wondered why

Some person will ask a foolish question and expect a sensible reply

Like when y'all have your daughter some candy, say perhaps just after tea

You find how she'll grab information technology and then she'll say, "Is this for me?"

Foolish questions! You tin can reply when you lot tin

"No, I bought this candy for your ma or pa, or for John, the hired hand

"I just thought you'd like to see information technology. Now I'g gonna have information technology away"

Now wasn't that a foolish question? You lot'll hear 'em ev'ry mean solar day

And then almost every morning, in that location is someone 'round the place

Who sees you take the shaving castor and lather up your face

And equally you give the razor a preliminary wave

This fool will walk up and ask you, "Are you gonna take a shave?"

Foolish questions! Your answer is, I hope

"No! I ain't prepared for shavin', I simply like the taste of lather!

I kinda like to have the shaving castor and paint myself this way"

Now wasn't that a foolish question? You'll hear 'em ev'ry day!

Now and so in that location's this fella who meets you on your way

And asks you why your all dressed upwardly and listens while y'all say

That you just been returning from the funeral of poor old Uncle Ned

As soon every bit you have told him, he will say, "Is Ned dead?"

Foolish questions! You might as well respond

"No, he thought he'd have the funeral now. Then, afterward on, he'd die

You know Ned was ever then original, he wanted it that way"

Now wasn't that a foolish question? Y'all'll hear 'em ev'ry twenty-four hours!

Now suppose the elevator guy should forget to close the door

And you should tumble down, oh say forty-seven floors

And when you reach the lesser and you're lying there inert

Some fool will stick his head downwardly the shaft and holler, "Are you hurt?"

Foolish questions! Your dying words are

"No! I was in an awful hurry and that elevator's merely as well slow

Commonly saves a lot of fourth dimension, y'all know, comin' downwardly this fashion"

Now wasn't that a foolish question? You'll hear 'em ev'ry day!

Question: What is the proper name of the song in the early 70s most beingness rescued while not wanting to?

Reply: All I could locate was "Dependin' on Yous" by The Doobie Brothers (1978), but that'south from the late 70s. Y'all can get out a follow-upwardly comment in the Comments Department of the playlist article.

Question: I'm trying to find a country song I used in a political science course in 2008 as a comparison between America and Canada. It was funny, and I am pretty sure the lyrics included the "F" give-and-take in it. It was a land song. Could you help?

Answer: The vocal by Tim Hicks, "Stronger Beer" (2013) and "Oh ... Canada" past Classified are the merely 2 I could come up with based on that data. However, the appointment is an issue in the beginning example (and the lyrics don't characteristic the expletive you recall) and in the 2d example, information technology's a rap song rather than a land song. However, here are the YouTube links: https://www.youtube.com/sentry?v=2E064kb3UnU and https://world wide web.youtube.com/watch?five=9gd1FDZ_kRM.

If these aren't it, endeavour to come up with some lyrics you recollect. That would help me look for it.

Question: What Delbert McClinton song has funny lyrics most a craven?

Reply: Yes, it's a rather new release (2019) called "No Chicken on the Bone." https://world wide web.youtube.com/watch?v=6WxpkCW8Yiw

Listen up everybody 'cause I've got something to say

I might have fallen in dear with a girl I simply met today

I don't quite know how to feel

I can't believe she'due south existent

Got me mumbling and stumbling around in a fuzzy haze

She makes pizza at the joint on the corner of Fifth and Principal

I'm going back down there, I'm gonna ask her what's her name

Gonna tell her just how I feel

I can only hope that she'll

Peradventure smile at me and say she feels the aforementioned

My heart started pounding like a runaway train

Knees started knocking when she called my name

Own't nothing never, never, ever gonna be the aforementioned

She's the i that brightens upward my 24-hour interval

The sunday shines on her even when it rains

I'd say it'due south plain to run into

What's happening to me

I'm a different man than I was yesterday

She's the kind woman take abroad your breath

She's the kind of woman scare yous half to death

She'due south the kind of woman don't exit no craven on the bone

She's the kind of adult female accept you way up loftier

She's the kind of woman set your world on fire

A woman like that, I just can't leave alone

She's the kind woman take abroad your jiff

She's the kind of adult female scare you half to expiry

She's the kind of woman don't leave no craven on the bone.

Question: Who sings the song, "Five Dollar Fine for Whining?" And where can I buy a copy?

Answer: The song "Five Dollar Fine for Whining" has been sung by the belatedly Chris LeDoux (on his 1996 Stampede album) or The Geezinslaws (on their 1996 Blah Blah Blah album). Hither are the lyrics and YouTube featuring LeDoux and a guest appearance at the cease by Garth Brooks: https://www.youtube.com/watch?five=1hgDQqjKErA

We're a fun lovin' oversupply, kinda rowdy and loud

Our jukebox won't play no sad songs

So don't come up in here, and cry in your beer

'Crusade nosotros don't care 'bout who done who wrong

Nosotros've got a five dollar fine for whining

We'll tell you before you lot come up in

If it ain't on your mind to take a proficient time

Ya'll come up back and see us once more

Well we don't really care about your clothes or your hair

This political party is open to all

Aye nosotros like a good joke, and it's alright to smoke

Nosotros got just i dominion on the wall

(Echo chorus)

Now there'southward too many fools makin' likewise many rules

That's one thing yous can't say virtually us

Cause we all get along when we sing the same song

In that location's just ane matter that causes a fuss.

If you cannot detect the single for this song on iTunes, Spotify, Amazon Music, or other major streaming services then I have seen multiple copies of Chris Ledoux's album Stampede with that song bachelor for sale on eBay.

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FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on Baronial 28, 2020:

Ted Parks - Great creative song that I added to the Halloween playlist. Terrific to hear from the creative person himself!

Ted Parks on August 27, 2020:

Dandy list! Coolest affair about country music is that it can make fun of itself!

Have you heard this one (great for Halloween!)

YouTube: https://youtu.be/0grnWjk3Xt8

Spotify: https://open up.spotify.com/track/1ZMUvssMbUnogN8RAMF...

FlourishAnyway (author) from Usa on Baronial 02, 2020:

Nathaniel - I love that vocal! I'll add together it. Cheers for the suggestion and accept a smashing Lord's day.

Nathaniel Donnelly on Baronial 02, 2020:

There is one song i saw missing, information technology is a song by lee ann womack called "I'll Think of a Reason Later" cause in that location is a item lyric in the song and it goes similar

"I drew horns and blacked out her tooth with a marker. Kittenish yeah but she fabricated such a sparse little target. I couldn't be happier on my ain. I got the slightest of a jealous bone. Seeing her with him tends to enlarge it."

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on Baronial 01, 2020:

Greg - Ray Stevens has a 2006 novelty vocal called "When the Kids Are Gone." I recall this is the song you're looking for.

Greg on July 31, 2020:

Im looking for a song with lyrics that become. When the kids motion out we're gonna make honey in the kitchen

When the kids move out we're gonna smoke them funny smokes

When all these kids are gone we're gonna party all the time

gonna run effectually naked telling dirty jokes

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on July 24, 2020:

Bob - Yes, that'south the one! Large hitting.

Robert Sacchi on July 23, 2020:

Information technology could be I misremembered and the original is the Judd's "Mamma He's Crazy" is the original. Office of the lyrics is "...crazy. Crazy over me"

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on July 23, 2020:

MG - Some of these are really quite funny.

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on July 23, 2020:

Bob - The original that Mama She'due south Lazy" is doing a parody of is "Mama He'southward Crazy" by The Judds which is why Wayland put "she" in all caps. I could not find a vocal chosen "Mama She'south Crazy" but I could find the parody, "Mama She's Lazy." I'grand thinking Wayland may have misremembered it, a mutual occurrence or else information technology's simply actually difficult to find. Not certain.

Robert Sacchi on July 23, 2020:

"Mama She'due south Lazy" is a parody of "Mama She's Crazy". "Mama She's Crazy" is about a man telling his mother his wonderful wife is crazy over him. In "Mama She'southward Lazy" the human being is complaining to his mother most his lazy spouse.

MG Singh emge from Singapore on July 23, 2020:

Wonderful that you lot update this article. Though I am not too fond of country music afterwards seeing your selection I recall I'll have a go at information technology.

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on July 23, 2020:

Wayland - There's a song chosen, "Mama She's Lazy" (1984) by Pinkard & Bowden. I'chiliad wondering if possibly yous're thinking of that vocal?

Wayland on July 23, 2020:

Do you have the lyrics to mama SHES crazy?

FlourishAnyway (author) from United states on July 10, 2020:

Bob - Thanks for that addition!

Robert Sacchi on July 08, 2020:

Have you considered - "Wildwood Weed" by Jim Stafford?

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on July 08, 2020:

MG - Thank you for your kind kudos. Have a wonderful twenty-four hour period.

MG Singh emge from Singapore on July 07, 2020:

Another great pick. I love land songs and they are office of my drove.

FlourishAnyway (writer) from United states of america on July 07, 2020:

Bob - I volition do a playlist nearly Tennessee and add that i to information technology (since that's where the narrator resides). Tennessee is a cracking place to live then is Texas (although that one is really hot).

Robert Sacchi on July 07, 2020:

You're welcome. Have you considered "All my Ex'south live in Texas"- George Strait?

FlourishAnyway (writer) from USA on July 06, 2020:

Bob - Thank you for this recommendation. I've as well added it to a current playlist on birds that I'm writing so great timing!

Robert Sacchi on July 04, 2020:

Have your considered "Bird" by Jerry Reed?

FlourishAnyway (author) from U.s.a. on July 03, 2020:

Tamie - That'south not ringing a bong if information technology'due south not "I'll Take the Domestic dog."

Tamie on July 01, 2020:

I thought information technology may exist a Mac Davis song.

Lyrics about loving a big dumb dog and fireplaces with crackling logs. Perchance from the 1970's early 80's?

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on April 06, 2020:

Peggy - Glad I could help! We could all use a express mirth these days.

Peggy Woods from Houston, Texas on Apr 05, 2020:

Some of these titles and lyrics are really funny. Thanks for the smiles today.

FlourishAnyway (author) from Usa on March 06, 2020:

Carol - Moments past Emerson Drive but I don't encounter how that fits with the theme of funny land songs?

Carol on March 04, 2020:

Vocal past a group about a young man thinking of suiside on a bridge and stopped by an old man talking him out of it

FlourishAnyway (writer) from U.s. on February 06, 2020:

Tip - Unfortunately, I didn't find a land song with all of those lyrics. Maybe someone else will recognize it and leave a comment.

Tlp on February 05, 2020:

Looking for an old bar song from mud ninety'south "my jeans are too tigh, can't feel my anxiety'

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on September 08, 2019:

Anonymous - Although I don't know the song, I'grand hopeful that perhaps one of my readers can assistance and will leave a comment.

Bearding on September 08, 2019:

I'm looking for the lyrics of a song that starts out, "From the cornfields to Nashville via New York." Whatever help?

Robert Sacchi on September 07, 2019:

Isn't the internet wonderful.

FlourishAnyway (writer) from USA on September 07, 2019:

Bob - You've actually led me to the answer. Thanks. I could non have figured this i out without YOU.

Anonymous - The land song yous're looking for is "Who Dat (Messin' with that Woman of Mine), a song by David Frizzell from 1984.

Robert Sacchi on September 06, 2019:

An earlier Pop version is "who's that knocking" by The Genies.

Robert Sacchi on September 06, 2019:

Could that be the rapper vocal, "Who Dat" by Lil'' Murph?

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on September 06, 2019:

Anonymous - You've got me stumped. Perhaps a reader tin can help out. If so, I hope they'll exit a comment.

Bearding on September 06, 2019:

Do you remember a twangy country song that says "Who day knockin' on my door? Who day?" over and over once more?

FlourishAnyway (author) from U.s. on August 21, 2019:

Anonymous - Although I'g unsure of this song, I hope a reader will speak up if he or she knows of the song. They can leave a comment.

Anonymous on Baronial 21, 2019:

I used to take a single cassette back in the 90s it was a country rap vocal virtually cant trip the light fantastic toe or my ii left feet. Do you know who sings the vocal?

FlourishAnyway (author) from The states on July fourteen, 2019:

Bearding - Cheers for the suggestions. I've added Waylon's song at #80. Have a not bad weekend.

Anonymous on July 14, 2019:

Nobody knows I'm Elvis

Waylon Jennings

Coin machines

Jerry Reed

FlourishAnyway (author) from The states on June 29, 2019:

Tom Cornett - Cheers for stopping by. Bobby Braddock is a real songwriting talent. Loved the Dolly Parton song. Yikes.

Tom Cornett from Ohio on June 28, 2019:

Bang-up Hub! I've heard and enjoyed most of these songs over the years. Earthworks back in the 80s folks can find an album called, "Hard Pore Cornography" by Bobby Braddock. Songs included, "Dolly Parton'due south Hits" and "I Lobster and Never Flounder. Bobby is a dear old friend. He's written and co-written many hits including, "DIVORCE" and "He Stopped Loving Her Today." He is one of the great treasures of Country Music. Once again....Great Hub.

Robert Sacchi on June 14, 2019:

Y'all're welcome.

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on June 14, 2019:

Bob - Thanks for the suggestion.

Robert Sacchi on June 13, 2019:

What about "Hotter Than a Two Dollar Pistol" by George Jones? A skilful example of non understanding the concept.

FlourishAnyway (author) from U.s. on June 13, 2019:

Anonymous - It would aid to take some sample lyrics in detail as well equally other clues. For example, do you, know the decade, whether it was a band or male/female individual artist, do you recall what the song was mostly about, etc.? That would certainly aid. Perchance a reader recalls the video based on the express particular you provided hither. Pitiful.

Anonymous on June 13, 2019:

Exercise know a land video with daughter in mustang at gas station?

Robert Sacchi on May sixteen, 2019:

Excellent.

FlourishAnyway (writer) from USA on May 16, 2019:

Bob - I have a number of playlists in queue so I'one thousand never out of ideas. I appreciate the idea!

Robert Sacchi on May 16, 2019:

Aye, there are some adept songs most gambling.

FlourishAnyway (writer) from USA on May 16, 2019:

Bob - I should probably add a playlist virtually gambling. This would certainly exist good for that list! Thank you for the idea!

Robert Sacchi on May 14, 2019:

Consider "When You lot're Hot, Y'all're Hot" past Jerry Reed.

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on May fourteen, 2019:

Joseph, That's wonderful! Now that you mention the vocal, "Talking to the Wrong Man," past Michael Martin Murphey (1988), of course, I remember it! Glad y'all found it!

Joseph Inman on May fourteen, 2019:

You might not believe this but as I was reading your response, I remembered the next line of the vocal. And after ii years, I've constitute information technology. 'Talkin' to the wrong man' with Michael Martin Murphy and his son Ryan Murphy. Thank y'all. If I wouldn't have written I wouldn't have thought more of the song.

FlourishAnyway (writer) from USA on May 13, 2019:

Joseph, Unfortunately, I've attempted -- with no success -- to wait the song upward under various versions of the hints you listed using several lyrics databases I'm hoping that another reader might run across your annotate and recognize the vocal.

Joseph Inman on May 12, 2019:

He is one that is driving me crazy. It's ii guys singing, land, and I guess information technology sounds like it'due south from the 90s...? I heard it on satellite radio. One says 'daddy I have a question' and he asked how his male parent and mother get along and so slap-up. This father says it'due south non and then great and he sings dorsum, 'son I accept a question' and proceeds to ask his son how he does his hair because the thinks it'south what his wife would like. The son says that he and his girlfriend aren't getting forth so well. I have non heard the song in ii years or so so I'm sorry if I got some of the parts wrong. Anyways, I'm typing this on my phone and so if spelling or punctuation is off, I'yard deplorable.

I would take added it to the question in a higher place merely I typed likewise much. Any aid would exist appreciated.

FlourishAnyway (writer) from Usa on April 27, 2019:

Bob - I love that funny vocal! Got it at #5. A existent hoot.

Robert Sacchi on April 27, 2019:

"Wolf Creek Pass" is a fun one. Consider "I'm Gonna Hire a Wino to Decorate Our Home" past Donald Brandt. A man tells about how his wife wants to make her home similar a bar. This style he can spend his money at home instead of the local bar.

FlourishAnyway (writer) from USA on April 27, 2019:

Dougie - I found a Lynn Anderson song that has to be what you are looking for: "At the Time" past Lynn Anderson (1970). I also listened to "Wolf Creek Pass" for the showtime time. omg

Dougie on April 25, 2019:

I could add "Wolf Creek Pass" and a few others from long ago.

Tin can someone aid me find a name for the following which I call back is from the early '70s, and maybe add it to this list? Google has allow me downwardly.

"Well I told her that I loved her, cuz I loved her at the time,

And I told her that I didn't desire any other lips on mine,

And I told her that her kisses tasted sweeter than wine,

But I hadn't tasted champagne at the time!"

Robert Sacchi on April ten, 2019:

I call back seeing the words written out as a joke but I never heard it put to music.

FlourishAnyway (author) from U.s. on April 10, 2019:

Anonymous - This doesn't band a bong with me, but I promise it does with a reader. If and so, I hope they'll leave a annotate.

Anonymous on April 07, 2019:

I'g trying to place a spoken word country vocal from the 70s. In it a man enumerates all the reasons his wife used to avoid sex with him. In the end, he says that seven times he was successful. The last line is, "And one time, I thought I hurt yous, because you lot moved". Tin you name the song?

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on January 16, 2019:

Conner DeJes - Thanks for the suggestion. I've always liked that song. I added it as #75.

Conner DeJes on January sixteen, 2019:

Bellamy Brothers' "if i said you lot had a cute body would you hold it against me"

Robert Sacchi on Oct 03, 2018:

You're welcome. Your list is growing.

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on October 02, 2018:

Bob - Thanks for the suggestion. It's #63. I appreciate you!

Robert Sacchi on October 02, 2018:

What about "I ain't as good as I one time was" by Toby Keith?

FlourishAnyway (author) from United states on October 02, 2018:

countryisgreat - Cheers for your suggestion. The vocal is actually on there at #56. I appreciate yous. Have a slap-up week.

countryisgreat on October 02, 2018:

"A Boy Named Sue"

past Johnny Cash

FlourishAnyway (author) from United states of america on September 26, 2018:

bakela5 - Thank you lot for your vocal suggestions.

bakela5 on September 25, 2018:

A smashing "Country Comic" song I did at last dark's gig "Letters of Dearest" by "Friends Of Joy" this was recorded on the Alaska label in 1977 and was the B side of that label's but chart hit "Naughty, naughty, naughty past Joy Sarney.

John Kennedy on June 01, 2018:

I am the founder and owner of the Electrical Possum Cowboy Band - circa 95' - I wrote a song , that made regional radio chosen

"How'thousand I Gonna Miss Y'all" (If You Won't Leave) withal own the CR and publishing -the band wound up opening for George Jones, Charlie Daniels, and many others- be glad to share if wanted

FlourishAnyway (writer) from USA on March 23, 2018:

Clark Ford - Thanks for the song suggestion. I've placed it on the following playlist virtually working, jobs, and employment: https://spinditty.com/playlists/Pop-Rock-and-Count...

Clark Ford on March 23, 2018:

Here'due south another fun country song! "I Don't Want to Work Today" by Clark Ford

Robert Sacchi on March 16, 2018:

You're welcome.

FlourishAnyway (author) from United states of america on March 16, 2018:

Jess - Give thanks you! I've wanted to do this one for awhile and accept been collecting songs for it. Thank you for commenting!

Jenn Stevens from Canada on March 15, 2018:

I honey this! Brad Paisley is a favorite for me so I dearest that Ticks is number i! There is definitely a lot of humor in country music. Great post idea!

FlourishAnyway (author) from Usa on March 15, 2018:

Bob - I thought I had darn nigh heard everything but then this. Thank you for the song proposition.

Robert Sacchi on March 14, 2018:

A good mixture of sometime and new. It was dandy fun reading this article. Whatsoever reason "Dead Skunk in the Middle of the Route" didn't make the list?

FlourishAnyway (writer) from U.s. on March 07, 2018:

Margie - Thanks for stopping by for a listen. The dogs may be country kinfolk, not sure. They have a suspicious resemblance to i another. Have a wonderful week!

Margie's Southern Kitchen from the USA on March 06, 2018:

I dearest this hub, we all need a laugh! The title is enough to get your going. I love the motion picture on "Love My Dog' I heard one the other twenty-four hours about a pig on the radio! I could not believe it!

FlourishAnyway (author) from U.s.a. on March 03, 2018:

Peg - I'm glad you enjoyed this. I had a lot of fun with putting information technology together. Promise your weekend is a great 1!

Peg Cole from North Dallas, Texas on March 03, 2018:

This playlist is groovy for a real laugh. "How Tin I Miss You if You lot Won't Go Away? Similar My Domestic dog. Who's Gonna Mow Your Grass?" All these scissure me up. Not bad drove of side busters here.

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on February 25, 2018:

Pecker - Cheers for stopping by. Country music is an entertaining genre, and I like that it doesn't take itself so seriously. Have a wonderful week.

Pecker De Giulio from Massachusetts on February 25, 2018:

Howdy Flourish. Another slap-up list, don't know how yous do information technology? Some of these lyrics are hilarious. Many of these songs I'm not familiar with but perhaps I need to listen to more land music?

FlourishAnyway (author) from U.s. on February 20, 2018:

Larry - Thanks for stopping by. An Oklahoma boy who does not enjoy state music? Y'all must feel like a fish outta water.

Larry Rankin from Oklahoma on February 20, 2018:

Not necessarily my beginning choice, only I enjoy country music.

Much of information technology, if not overtly silly, has a light quality, and some of is and then dark it has a certain humor.

FlourishAnyway (author) from The states on February xviii, 2018:

Frances - I agree that information technology matches some folks' lives. They either have terrible luck, not a lot of life skills or resources, or a combination. But at to the lowest degree they can laugh well-nigh their situations.

FlourishAnyway (author) from Usa on February 18, 2018:

Dunbar Greenish - I had never heard of that one, simply Johnny Greenbacks is skillful for and so many creative, humorous songs. I listened to it and added it. Thanks for the song suggestion! Accept a great week!

Frances Metcalfe on February 18, 2018:

Don't know any of the songs but the some of the lyrics are certainly tragi-comic. Possibly most of the people in them should consider ditching and starting over? It made me smile.

Richard Light-green from New United mexican states on Feb 17, 2018:

"When Uncle Neb Quit Dope," by Johnny Greenbacks. Flourish, I loved this article. It cheered my whole day. Thanks

FlourishAnyway (author) from Usa on February 14, 2018:

Rasma - I hadn't heard of that one before simply honey it! I added information technology to the list. Have a wonderful week.

FlourishAnyway (writer) from U.s.a. on February 14, 2018:

Heidi - Cheers for the add. Hee-Haw goes way back, doesn't it? My parents used to make me spotter back in the day when there was one telly set in the business firm and three channels. Ahh, the memories.

FlourishAnyway (author) from The states on February 14, 2018:

Dora - Thanks for stopping by and reading. Love your beautiful contour photo.

Heidi Thorne from Chicago Area on February fourteen, 2018:

Okay, I'chiliad laughing just reading the titles! :-D Dang! Information technology's like an episode of Hee-Haw.

I run into Toby Keith is well represented in this listing. I'd add together "Every bit Skillful As I Once Was."

Thanks for the chuckles!

CaribTales on Feb 14, 2018:

Some really funny lyrics here. Sees that I'm more familiar with the names of the artists than with their songs. Thanks for increasing my "general knowledge."

Gypsy Rose Lee from Daytona Beach, Florida on February xiv, 2018:

Great assortment of songs. I always really liked He drinks Tequila and she talks dirty in Spanish only not certain if it counts equally a country song. Love your list of songs.

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